After over 10 years of faithful service it is time for us to part ways. It’s a shame really, you were so reliable and dependable, yet you haven’t kept yourself up lately and because of that, I’m leaving you.
When I first got you-you were small and fat, you delivered emails to me reliably as long as my desktop computer was turned on. You synchronized my contacts and calendar when I placed you in your cradle. As you aged you grew tall and thin and synchronized everything over the air. Next, you became my phone, an all in one device; who could have dreamed of more? You were always there bringing me my emails instantaneously day and night making sure I stayed on schedule and always had the phone numbers I needed.
As time went on I needed to synchronize more email accounts, calendars, and contacts. I used the Blackberry Internet Service and suffered through those fifteen to twenty minutes that seemed like a lifetime to make sure that first “Test” email came through. I knew emails on those accounts would always be delayed. Sure, email can wait, but, isn’t it great when we have it instantly and can respond in a flash? Oh, and those other calendars and contacts, why can I sync them? I’ve tried Google sync, and it’s nice, but really why couldn’t you handle that?
That darn iPhone. I bought the marketing hype – iPhones are for play; Blackberry means business. You know what? I want both. I want one device to do everything. Heck, that’s what you used to be – the one device to do everything. I guess you got lazy. You thought you could ride on your laurels and not do anything more to improve yourself.
I decided to hang in there. I was going to buy the Playbook; I was going to have my Blackberry and Playbook and it was going to be great. I waited, and waited, and it didn’t arrive. Then I found out the screen was 7 inches on the playbook. Only 7 I though? I’d really like something a little bigger. I decided to do something I though I’d never do since I bought my Newton Messagepad…I bought an Apple product. That’s right, I bought the iPad 2 and it was wonderful. Even more wonderful than I had imagined. My emails from all my accounts were coming in, almost instantly, no Blackberry Internet Service delay. My Calendar and my contacts were all synchronized. The Wall Street Journal, The New York Times, USA Today, Books, Music, everything was there easy to read and navigate, but, I wasn’t going to give up my Blackberry, it meant business; or did it?
I’ve been detecting a little jealousy lately. You’ve been misbehaving. Your little touch pad hasn’t been responding to my every request, and at times you freeze up for what seems like an eternity. I’ve had to take your battery out several times a week just to get you to do the simplest tasks. Your not responding like you used to and you see it’s not acceptable anymore. I’ve waited somewhat patiently for you to come around, but you haven’t and now you’ve become somewhat unresponsive. Sure you tried with your Playbook, but it was too little too late; and no email without you being by my side? What were you thinking? It’s OK for us to be apart at times!
So, this is it, we only have a couple more weeks at most together and then I’m leaving you for the iPhone. It’s been fun and we’ve been through a lot, but you’re just not keeping up. I wish you the best and I hope the new improved you is a blazing success, but I don’t want to wait any longer.
-Jim